Someone once asked me why I became a sailor.

So I explained to them that when I was little I wanted to grow up and be a sailor but as I got bigger I realized it was impossible to do both so I became a sailor.

He told me that as a fireman he understood completely.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY