Hmmm. Someone just gave me a good idea.

Sometimes when I visit the niece and nephew I take one of the kids for lunch.

When the waitress asks what's going on I will tell her that the two of us are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary.

The grand niece I have in mind for this is about 13.

Do the math.

With any luck Karen will be within earshot and hilarity will ensue.

I suppose if Karen gets too flipped out I can say we got married in West Virginia. 

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