Someone asked me what I do about panhandlers.

I always give them a beer.

When I find one of the rare one that refuses and tells me he doesn't drink I pay him to come home with me so I can show my wife what happens to a man that doesn't drink. 

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY