I can't seem to get that one out of my head for some reason.
The other day some guy was walking out of Walmart and took off his mask and Karen asked him where his mask was.
"In my pocket," he said. "I've seen you before." The second sentence was bait and Karen took it.
"Where have you seen me before?" she demanded.
"I was checking out this pretty good midget porn website," he began. That caught my attention! Clearly I was in the presence of a Jedi Master troll! Midget porn? Is there such a thing? "You were in a Snow White costume rolling around with the seven dwarfs...three of them were hunchbacks ..." he continued.
Of course Karen turned a shade of magenta I have only seen once before. The last time was when my mother found out I got suspended for hooking school. She let out a terrible screech. "You did not see me on a pornographic website!"
Everyone started looking at her as the God of trollers walked off with a triumphant grin.
I posted earlier that I Googled 'midget porn' when I got home and it's out there. I didn't bother checking it out because it's pretty self-explanatory.
Still, I am quite fascinated by a mind that could pull such an off the wall line like that out of thin air.
I'd like to go drinking with the guy.
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