Several minutes before a rather busty woman had wandered back to use the head and she had the word "Guess" stenciled on her skin tight T-shirt right across her boobs.
When I saw the attendant I said she ought to give me a bottle of water for behaving myself and keeping my mouth shut.
She asked me why.
"Did you see that woman with the skin tight T-shirt that said "Guess?" written across her boobs?" I asked.
"Yes, why?" she asked.
"I was going to guess they're implants but decided to keep my mouth shut."
She blushed a bit but broke out laughing and asked me what I drink. I told her Irish, scotch or bourbon.
She opened a locker, fished around a few seconds and schlpped me a little bottle of Dewars.
As she handed it to me she told me to behave myself.
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