It's none of your business

Over the years I have had people ask why I never had children and it's really nobody's business.

I reserve the right to answer nosy questions any way I choose.

I think I will just leave it at that. You're on your own.

If you are dumb enough to believe that I'm getting married in two years to start my family because my fiancee's father doesn't want her to marry me until she finishes high school that's your problem. (Never mind that I've been married for the past 30 years.)

If you want to believe I'm a crew leader for a team that moves the Stonehenge rocks every six months to reset them to Standard and Daylight time, that's fine by me.

If you want to believe I'm retired from 42 years of writing and directing gay midget porn movies and videos, have at it. I'll even tell you about the cult following the remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and on top of that tell you it's available on Youtube so you can spend the whole evening fruitlessly searching for if you want.  

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY