Your problem is that you're taking this thread seriously

and I am not.

In some cars they put a T-handle and cable on the inside of the trunk so if one is locked into it they can escape.

Someone brought this up and someone else said their car doesn't have one. Of course I pointed out that they only install those things in big, suspicious looking black sedans.

Needless to say, someone just had to ask why that was.

That's because the mob doesn't kidnap people in little, ordinary looking SUVs.

Duh!

When is the last time you walked by an ordinary looking SUV and saw someone tied up in the back of it?

What? You never have? See?

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY