Saturday, October 29, 2022

Frustration. A day of padlocks

Which is something I damned well HATE with a passion.

Little causes more grief than padlocks. They all suck.

You add the key to your key ring and over time another padlock key gets added and over more time the padlocks you have keys to on your key ring get lost or thrown out and you wind up with a bigger key ring than the Warden of Alcatraz. Finally you clean the ring out and throw away $6 worth of scrap brass because you are too pissed off to care about scrapping them out. You just want to get rid of them.

What's more padlocks don't really provide any real security. They just keep young kids and Joe Honest out. In Basic Burglary 101 the first thing you learn is that you defeat a padlock with a hammer.

I always got a kick out of the guy that puts a Great Big Secure Master padlock (As seen on TV) on a flimsy hasp. You hit the lock with a big hammer and  it rips the entire hasp off, lock and all.

Anyway I needed three of them, keyed alike and I got a four pack because I figured she are just going to lose one.

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When you don't need them anymore just gather all the keys together, put them on a split ring, put the ring in the shank and snap it shut.

That way you have it all in one package. 

Needles to say, most imbeciles won't do that because you have to take thekeyout of the splitring to open it and release the rest of the keys. Instead because they are afraid to do six seconds of work they will keep the keys seperate and lose them.

WTF. Either you can lose the whole damned thing which you can easily deal with OR you can lose either the keys OR the locks and spend the rest of your life looking all over hell for the missing key or lock.





 



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