One time I scared the holy hell out of someone.

I was getting a bunch of $hit from someone and had enough.

Fortunately I had a flask in my pocket and pulled it out and unscrewed the top. It was actually almost empty but I acted like I chugged the whole thing. Then I looked at my tormentor and announced:

"I am half Irish, half American Indian and I'm drinkin' WHISKY!" I shouted.

The man fled.

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