One of the things I have done at sea is send out messages in a bottle.

Most recently someone that picked up one of my floating messages in a bottle got "I've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty".

Oh, why not.

Or "Inspected by #87". 

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY