I was asked to review somehing I bought from Lowe's.

It was a piece of pipe. Yeah. A generic piece of pipe I am using to connect a toilet tank to.

"That pipe is so well built, clean and sanitary the Virgin Mary herself would be HONORED and PROUD to sit down and take a dump in the toilet that is hooked up to that piece of pipe I bought at Lowe's!"

More people ought to answer like that because if we did they would stop doing stupid things like that.

Actually my guess is they were data mining.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY