Wednesday, May 18, 2016

I read where a bunch of climate activists

 blocked off a train for quite some time.

I have seen a number of protesters block off interstate highways.

I have seen protesters block off military convoys carrying much needed supplies to a port of embarkment.

I have a solution for this.

We permit those that are being inconvenienced to pass through these blockades by any means necessary and then hold a Darwin Awards ceremony afterwards.

I can see it now. The emcee (Let's dig up the late Ed Sullivan for this one!)stands up and says, "We have a new roster of Darwin awardees. We have a really big shew tonight! Seventeen protesters tried to stop a train!"
Then Ed shows before and after pictures of the seventeen Darwin winners for our viewing entertainment along with a running commentary of what the train/convoy/angry people driving to work/whatever did to them. 

It's break 'em of that habit quick.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY

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