I got a call from some distant relative about their kid just having a baby which is fine and dandy. She can heve 27 of them for all I care.
I just had to deaal with one of those breathless conversations where all I managed to hear is the new baby this and the new baby that and the new baby and so forth. It grew rather tiresome.
So I asked what they planned on doing with the old baby and of course mass confusion set in. Things settled right down a bunch and the rest of the conversation went along fine.
Protip: When the women folk keep babbling about the new baby, simply ask them wha they are going to do with the old one.
When you do that, men have a terrible time not busting out laughing but the womanfolk get ALL confused.
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