Convention time! (2 posts today, keep reading after this one)

which means the $5000/ night whores are hanging out in every expensive hotel in town.

I always liked to watch conventions. They're so predictable. 

There's always the pompous ass in the cowboy hat that's bigger than Carmen Miranda's fruit bowl lid. Little shots running around trying to get their picture taken next to medium shots who are trying get their picture taken next to big shots.

The whole $hitaree. It's always the same.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY