For Christ's sake, the guy is still in school. He's trying to make ends meet between classes. Did dear old dad think his college freshman daughter was going to start dating the CEO of General Motors? Get realistic.
"Hey, asshole," I said. "Your daughter is doing rather well. Her boyfriend has a job, owns a car and always has a pizza. Were you doing that well as a college freshman?"
Crickets.
He ought to be grateful, too. His daughter doesn't have two sleeves of ink, a bone in her nose and has natural colored hair which is a plus as far as the way I look at things.
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