Someone suggested legalizing prostitution

which I agree with in principle but I am taking a dim view of what it would be like realistically. The government would frig up a whorehouse up to a fare-thee-well.

Any decent talent would probably stay in the shadows and work illegally, though. That's where the money would probably be if the governmental rules were applied to a brothel.

First of all Uncle Sam would probably require all madams to hire a quote of handicapped and put racial quotas on the girls and on and on until a guy would walk into the whorehouse parlor and see a collection of female nightmares. 

There's be the drooler in a wheelchair sitting there working a coloring book, some other woman that fell out of the ugly tree and broke every branch on the way down. Simply checking out a legalized whorehouse parlor would be like a visit a carnival freak show.

I do believe the government is incapable of runninng a whorehouse that sells whisky without a colossal subsidy. 

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