Friday, December 23, 2022

Someone asked me if older people were as suceptible to disease as young people.

"Less," I said. "For example, I am too old to get hoof and mouth disease anymore because I am not limber enough to be able to bite my toenails." 

Not a bad answer for such short notice!

On the other hand I keep hearing stories that the Villages in Florida are rife with STDs thanks to Viagara and cocaine.

They think that STDs are a young thing and don't take precautions. They seem to think the clap is a childhood disease.



To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY

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