OK. You bums know I have a 55th class reunion coming up that I'm likely going to miss.
I dropped by the Sportsman's Club for a beer and a hotdog and mentioned the reunion and someone that knows me asked if I was going to bring a 21 YO hottie with me.
I shot back that that's a rookie trick. The way to do it right is to walk in with a $hit eating grin and a pregnant teenager.
Two guys snarfed beer all over the bar and the bartender (a woman) almost fell over laughing.
Why would I want to do something that stupid?
Of course that started and impromptu think tank about how to fool the entire class that I started a family at the age of 70.
The comments were like something out of an old Redford/Newman movie, The Sting.
I was in the company of thieves for a few minutes as a few of the guys threw in the details of how to convince the entire class that I had started my family at 70.
Needless to say, I don't really GAF but it was fun thinking about it.
Frankly most of my classmates are not worth the time and effort.
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