Protip.

When you take your wife to the doctors office put your phone on vibrate.

A telemarketer called and a loud Tarzan yell was heard.

That was not a good thing.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY