They called yesterday and told me it was imperative that I do something to change my credit card interest rate.
"Imperative? That sounds like an emergency of some kind. I better notify the proper authorities," I replied. "Stay on hold. I'll dial 911 and we'll have a conference call."
I put her on hold as I heard her shouting "No, no, no!"
About fifteen seconds later I returned to her number but she was gone.
To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this:
http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY