Apparantly masks have returned here and I went shopping for food today. I didn't have mine on having arrived from somewhere else.
An angry 22 year old (presumed) English major snapped at me demanding to know why I didn't have one on.
"Lady, I just got outta da joint. I don't know no better," I answered with a humble tone.
"Your grammar is atrocious," she said. It's the first time in my life someone has ever had the gall to correct my grammar.
"Your grammar was a pretty good piece of ass," I replied.
She truly disappointed me. She walked off in a snit. Too bad. I was loaded for bear.
I was hoping she'd had been stupid enough to ask me why I had been in prison. I would have had a field day with that one.
Damned thin skinned English majors.
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