It was hotter than hell and I knew they'd all check in at the armorer van so I laid my trap there.
I was sitting next to a bag when they came up from the range all hot and dusty. It was pretty hot that day. In the bag was Jim Beam bottle full of iced tea.
I put it up to my lips and chug-a-lugged the entire bottle as the entire team looked wide-eyed. One was heard to say "That is born again hard!"
Another said "Some of those old men are just plain tough."
When I was done I simply got up and said, "If that bottle was any bigger I'd need a designated driver." With that I walked over to my pickup, started it and left.
A couple of the guys caught on instantly and smirked. Most caught on pretty quickly when that thought about what they had just seen.
Still, when I met up with a couple of the grinning guys a couple of hours later they they told me that there were a couple of them that swallowed the whole thing hook, line and sinker.
To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this:
http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY