How to get a senior discount on services in the house.

You explain to him that you will use the money you save on the discount to go out and drink with.

That way there won't be a retired old fart hanging out, watching your every move, asking questions and in general being annoying.

That way he will be able to get some work done.

Worked pretty good for the painter I just hired.

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