When you rob a bank or something leave your damned cell phone at home.
Or better yet, leave it somewhere you'd be expected to be.
Take a piece of gum and stick it under a church pew or slip it under the mattress in a whorehouse. Whatever your nature is.
But don't bring it with you when you decide to commit a crime.
Google tipped their hand long ago when they started asking me to endorse places I have visited. When they asked me about the tile store I went to it occurred to me that I should not have it with me if I decided to rob a bank.
Google: Was your trip to the Third National Bank satisfactory?
Me: No they didn't have enough cash on hand to make it worth robbing.
Ossifer Smith: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.
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