The entrepreneurs across the street are trying to sell rocks.

Yes. Rocks. Rocks. You know what rocks are. God made them when I was a kid. Rocks.

It's hilarious. 

I have a pea gravel driveway and offered them a handful and they were stunned and grabbed a handful and took them across the street. They're funny little kids.

I'm tempted to get a friend to 'buy' $10 worth and then go over and shake them down for 50% but I won't. Not yet.

Maybe next year.

My mischievous sense of humor makes me want to get a friend to stop there and buy $100 worth and send them into a frenzy of trying to get enough of an inventory.

I'd love to sit on the porch and watch them go into a panic and see what happens.

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